{"product_id":"tiny-desk-sign","title":"🪧 Tiny Desk Sign","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✨ Instant conversation starter for your desk, shelf, or nightstand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a tiny sign. It's cute. You need it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel md-content enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e9908c4c488b1f27\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLaser-cut precision:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp, bright engraved serif text that pops against a glossy acrylic frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dual-sided A-frame setup, precision heat-bent to shape with crisp, hand-painted lettering.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~2.25 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~1.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1\/8\" (3mm) cast acrylic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-Gloss Bright Acrylic with Hand Painted Engraving\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade \u0026amp; laser-cut in Orange, CA 🌴\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dial Up Internet","offers":[{"title":"Negative Self Talk?","offer_id":67649740111965,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Thriving","offer_id":67649834811485,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I ❤️ You","offer_id":67649834844253,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lobotomy","offer_id":67649834877021,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat Vomit","offer_id":67649834909789,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Work Here","offer_id":67649834942557,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Richard!","offer_id":67649834975325,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shit Show","offer_id":67649835008093,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Be Epic.","offer_id":67649835040861,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WWDD?","offer_id":67649835073629,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/1499\/9133\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_tyibwetyibwetyib.jpg?v=1791246558","url":"https:\/\/dialupinternet.shop\/products\/tiny-desk-sign","provider":"Dial Up Internet⚡️","version":"1.0","type":"link"}